How To Get Beyonce Curls

Posted in Beauty and Style with tags on July 16, 2008 by Helen Grant

Woo hoo, I’m loving Beyonce’s new look. I’m a big fan of curls, the bouncier the better, and Beyonce’s feisty red bouncies are hot, hot, hot. Shirley Temple eat your heart out.

If you fancy some bouncies yourself, here’s a step-by-step guide from ELLEgirl magazine to achieving big, glamorous, bouncy curls.

Top Santé, That’s Life! And Daily Telegraph

Posted in Opportunities and Jobs with tags , on July 16, 2008 by Helen Grant

Top Santé welcomes reader’s letters from 70 to 100 words. All letters should refer to a recent article published in a previous magazine. The star letter wins a luxury prize. Email samantha.may@emap.com.

That’s Life! pays £50 for amusing, clever or silly pictures and £25 for embarrassing stories up to 100 words. They also pay up to £500 for true stories. Email thatslife.stories@bauer.co.uk.

The Daily Telegraph’s Weekend supplement pays £25 for the best recipe contribution each week. The supplement is published on Saturdays and recipes appear in the food and drinks column. Email xantha.clay@telegraph.co.uk.

     

Contributors Wanted for Italy Mag

Posted in Opportunities and Jobs with tags on July 16, 2008 by Helen Grant

Italy magazine welcomes ideas for regional and city guides by long-term residents and people who know the country well. Property articles, location pieces and articles about Italian life, sports features and unusual craft fillers. Payment is £100 per 1000 words + £35 per photo. Email editor@italymag.co.uk. Website here.

Articles And Stories For People’s Friend

Posted in Opportunities and Jobs with tags on July 16, 2008 by Helen Grant

People’s Friend will consider articles, children’s stories and short stories between 1000 and 4000 words. Some shorter stories accepted too. For full submission guidelines email peoplesfriend@dcthomson.co.uk.

Vision Of The Future

Posted in Paranormal with tags , , , , on July 15, 2008 by Helen Grant

In our relentless pursuit of knowledge and hunger for artificial intelligence, human beings will score an own goal and wipe themselves out. It’s a dead cert that before long, we’ll build a machine so intelligent that it will act in ways we never predicted.

A predatory machine - or robot for want of a better word - that pushes humans into second place and takes over the earth, is not as far fetched as we’d like to believe. The artificial intelligence that will make humans (as we know them) defunct was born the day the telephone was invented and has evolved ever since. We’re the parents of an intelligence that will steal our planet.

The toddler years of our killer is everywhere. Self-service checkouts in supermarkets. Sat Nav systems that will develop into robotic cars that require no human interaction. Once upon a time, our only means of paying a bill was to nip to the post office with a giro slip and cheque, where we’d wait patiently (or inpatiently) in a queue to speak to a human face. Now technology does it for us without the need for human interaction.

Businesses are constantly looking for ways to save cash. Paperless systems. Voice recognition. Exporting business abroad. Forget all that. The real saving will come when voice recognition reads our thoughts. Telepathy is only a matter of time. It will start with a magnetic chip in the brain. As with everything, to begin with only the rich will be able to afford it. Eventually it will be standard practice to implant a chip in the brain of every newborn baby.

Depending on your opinion of telepathy, that’s when the real fun will start. Humans will hand the earth over to artificial intelligence and migrate elsewhere. We’ll be able to ‘think’ ourselves anywhere, including other planets which, of course, will make the search for extraterrestrial life as easy as clicking our fingers.

Top tip for NASA: Stop throwing dead cash at the development of space shuttles that are destined for the universal scrapheap. Start looking closer to home. We already have the perfect vehicle for space exploration. It’s called the brain.

Sexy Summer Shoes

Posted in Beauty and Style with tags , , , on July 15, 2008 by Helen Grant

Hard, edgy and cool, if I buy one thing this month it will be these uber-amazing 5 inch heels. Guaranteed to overshadow any dress, these shoes have serious personality. Bring it on.

Talking of foxy, here’s a fun dressing up game to pass a few minutes. Drag and drop (some oh so last decade) fashion garments, lingerie, shoes and accessories on to the model to calculate your foxitude!

Interested In Jewish Culture?

Posted in Opportunities and Jobs with tags on July 15, 2008 by Helen Grant
Something Jewish is looking for writers and reporters with an interest in popular Jewish culture and the modern issues that Jews face in society. Submission guidelines here. Email writers@somethingjewish.co.uk.